Some jerk on Twitter is insisting that Hazel McCallion had aloo gobi for lunch

“Please note: I have been officially notified that Mayor Hazel McCallion does not have a Twitter account,” informed @MississaugaKids on Monday. “Some jerk is impersonating her.” Really, would some jerk make the effort to link to a YouTube video by the Jingle Cats? Praise the mall Santas of Mississauga for getting their flu shots? Take a “Which Golden Girl are You” quiz? Whoever started this account a week ago knows the most important thing to tweet is what you had for lunch. (Friday: murgh makhani, and aloo gobi; Monday: chicken tikka masala; Tuesday: chicken vindaloo, and samosas) Besides, the 88-year-old mayor is letting her opponents do the damage: Councillor Carolyn Parrish, who tore down and stomped on a poster for a rally backing McCallion in the face of potential censure over murky misconduct, had to apologize for the spontaneous action caused by eating Italian food before an Andrea Bocelli concert. Parrish blamed the barrage of phone calls and emails after publicly asking for answers about the backroom dealings of Hazel’s hotel developer son — STOPCarolynParrish.com was set up to stamp the former federal politician out of Mississauga City Hall. But how much longer does Hazel have to live? (The one on Twitter, that is.) “I move quickly getting the work done and move quickly getting answers,” she tweeted after the Parrish-bashing rally. “That’s why I have been so successful in politics.”